Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Name the October Surprise

Entries for Name the October Surprise need to be in by tomorrow, so this is your last chance to submit your prediction.

There is a prize:

Winners will appear live on Air America to bask in the gratitude of a skeptical nation...and will receive a signed copy of The Book on Bush and cool Air America gear.

My guess is that the Bushies will announce that they have captured and killed bin Laden. Dead rather than alive because he has been dead for ages and has merely been serving as the administration's Emmanuel Goldstein, hence Bush's 'wanted dead or alive' speech.

After October Al-Zakarwi will inherit the Emmanuel Goldstein mantle.

Whilst I am making wild predictions, does anyone want to place any bets on when they will start drafting the prison population?

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